If I make an apple pie, particularly a rose apple pie, it will not feel like the inside of a woman's vagina. I'm sure of that.
I subscribe to the less sugar, less filler the better so my pies are not particularly wet and they are mostly filling.
So currently we have an apple tree. I cube the apples and put them straight into the pie with a bit of tapioca to thicken the juices and enough honey to sweeten.
You will not want to have sex with my pies. It will not feel like a woman's vagina unless she has soft cubes piled on top of each other in which case you might be having a castration or cubist nightmare.
My pies might smell like you'd wish a vagina would smell, but that's a different issue.
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